Veronica has apple pie in the oven
It’s for her lover not for her coven
Sharko will be home slightly soon
Later they’ll dance under the January half moon
Then after pie and wine they’ll have them some lovin’
They have a favorite spot under a big oak
After they finish they each three cigs smoke
Ronni says Sharko that was the best ever
Sharko says at fifty I’ve been better never
She says you’re better than at twenty and that’s no joke
Ronni likes Sharko’s pecs more than his money
Days that are rainy are as great as the sunny
Ronni gifts Sharko with a library card
He loves to read the comedies written by the Bard
They read to each other in bed and the night turns to honey
During cold winter they both crave sun
They travel to Santorini to have some sexy fun
Ronni wears a blue and white bikini
Their favorite room service snack is ouzo, olives and fried zucchini
Ronni is grateful she didn’t become a nun
Sharko and Ronni return to their ranch on Spruce
In their suburban neighborhood there’s a giant house cat on the loose
She’s seven feet tall and a gorgeous grey tabby
She’s perfectly coiffed and not at all stray shabby
Ronnie loves her and feeds her special carnivore couscous
Sharko wants to adopt her but can they afford her?
And how many brushes for all her silky fur?
And so they build an addition to their house
They name her Artemis after the hunter goddess
But instead she befriends Lorraine, a tiny mouse
She keeps away annoying neighbors with her loud sing purr
The three of them make a family content
The neighborhood comes to love them though the Association’s rules are bent
No cat has ever needed a litter box so big
To scoop her poops, deep they must dig
A backhoe is required, but barely makes a dent
—– More stories of Sharko, Ronni and Lorraine to come. 😊
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