Darlene Netherwither Lane loves cotton candy
And popcorn and elephant ears it’s all quite dandy
It’s all about fun at the carnival with its food
She and husband Davis take their big brood
The tunnel of love ride makes Davis super randy
Little Cassandra likes the tilt-a-whirl best
And big eighth grade Colin loves all the rest
Nine year old Noelle enjoys the ferris wheel
Eleven years Stanley doesn’t – a little sick it makes him feel
But over all it’s a special night success
Marcia Marcia Marcia loves the blueberry pie
She has a crush on Klinger Harvey but he’s extremely shy
Colin’s in love with Klinger’s sister Cheryl
But Cheryl’s Mom tells her that Colin’s a little feral.
In this tale we can’t forget three year old sis Vi
Darlene and Davis enjoy a live band
They need help backstage so Davis gives them a hand
Darlene puts earplugs in sweet little Vi’s ears
She’s an attentive mother and drinks no beers
In the distance some see a UFO land
The band stops and people run for their cars
Two blocks away pub owners close their bars
Darlene and Davis round up their young crew
They should have stayed home – this day they will rue
They’ve locked themselves out so they descend on neighbor Lars
Rebellious Hazelnuts 