Barbara and Kenneth love the merry go round
And a good blues band is their best liked sound
Kenny and Barb have fun at the shore
But truly they love the forest more
Alas each Saturday they’re lake cabin bound
Barb bakes Kenny his fave pecan pie
And buys his cheap whiskey made with rye
Ken bakes for Barb much sourdough bread
And with it goes the best cheese and wine red
But foremost is that Kenny cannot tell a lie
Barb’s ex Lyle sometimes shows up
When he does it seems it’s always time for (sup)per*
Barb knows Lyle likes gin and tonic with lime
She also knows that with her he misses making time
He scores points with Barb when he brings Overton his pup
Nine pm it’s time to kick Lyle out
He can take a hint Kenny has no need to shout
Then Barb and Kenny hit their brass bed
They arise early and to work they head
When he gets home harried Kenny will tackle the shower grout
At her job Barb cleans dirty teeth
Her favorite patient is sexy tree surgeon Heath
Heath has not a single filling
Has never had a need for dental drilling
He comes to see Barb from all the way in Wren Meath
Barb asks Heath to come check out her oak tree
It’s growing too fast he should come and see
Kenny knows nothing about plants in their yard
He spends his time off reading The Bard
Heath’s got a crush on Barb so he won’t charge a fee
Many men in Greytown are in love with Barb’s smile
Her hubbs Kenny, then there’s Richie, then Rob, James and of course Lyle
There are many many many more
Barb’s one in many millions that’s the Greytown lore
And there’s a new bachelor next door young accountant Kyle
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