Romantasy?

On the local evening news a leopard was interviewed

With oodles of charisma his answers were imbued

He talked about his just released romantasy

The primary couple is Justin and Jessi-Sue Cassie

They go from rivals to lovers in an island family feud

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He was asked if it’s difficult for a leopard to write

He said why would it be I’m really quite bright

Lionel said he can pen with all four paws

Also with a quill in his big feline jaws

The sexiest scenes in the novel take place at night

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Interviewer Luanne asked will it be a trilogy

Lionel said no but perhaps a duology

Jessi-Sue and Justin are great together

Just like the post persons in any kind and all weather

Then Li said together it could be an epic septology

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He said there’s a murder that will need to be solved

But don’t worry this time there’s no butler involved

The killer is found at the end of Book One

But all of the action is far from done

Still- several plot points will be resolved

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There’ll be a love complication – his name is Hank

He thinks he’s a chance with Jessi – he’s got bank

In the beginning Jessi has eyes for only Juss

And Hank is like Fabio – his hair he’ll not muss

But Jessi will likely go for the guy who’s most lank

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Both Hank and Justin are sexy beasts

The duo love their favorite meaty feasts

Then along comes Cody to fight for Jessi

It’s when this romantasy gets pretty messy

There are many men who want her – maybe five at leasts.*

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Lionel says the book’s six hundred pages long

It’s worth every word – readers will say he’s not wrong

In Book Two there will be a love quintangle

Much more fun than a mere triangle

In this tale Juss plays Pac-Man but Hank prefers Kong

*leasts (“poetic” license)

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