Deidre thinks Byron has a great physique
And the color of his eyes is quite unique
It’s an odd shade between true blue and emerald green
Byron is intelligent – so Deidre has seen
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Deidre’s favorite color is pastel pink
She writes in a blue notebook with special red ink
Byron has his sights set on her
He calls her the French name for flower, Fleur
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She wants to cook him pork chops – but Deidre can’t
Byron balks and eat them he shan’t
So she makes him her specialty – Lima bean casserole
And a delicious banana profiterole
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Twister is Byron’s favorite vintage game
It’s a good thing Deidre doesn’t think it’s lame
Together they have some pretty fun times
They both love their tart margaritas with limes
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Deidre’s middle aged and has a segmented neck
Byron sees it in the light of the deck
But he knows he has a double chin
And odd webbed feet but at least no fin
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They both like to jog
But there’s so much smog
They walk instead
Around their neighborhood they long tread
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Deidre can be lax in shaving her pits
And Byron eats lots of his beloved grits
Though that’s nothing to do with what’s inside
They love each other and together abide
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Byron likes camping
But Deidre prefers glamping
For her it’s a cabin with a luxurious shower
But that’s not close to nature and it makes him glower
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Byron’s balding – but Deidre doesn’t care
He also wears his bowties with flair
Deidre savors pistachio ice cream
Together they’re truly living the dream
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Deidre’s lips send Byron reeling
Byron’s kisses send Deidre to the ceiling
They’re lovers until the end of time
I hope you’ve enjoyed this couple’s rhyme
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