In the mornings – Kendra likes her coffee black
She lives in a lovely gambrel that she calls a shack
She has a sweet sheltie who’s called Gracie
And a cute little calico she named Lacie
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Kendra keeps her garden well
She has exquisite roses her friends think she should sell
Gracie loves to bury some bones
When she isn’t doing that – she digs up small stones
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Roses like to be fertilized with bone meal
Gracie thinks she does Kendra a favor – for real
Kendi likes her delicious moussaka with wine
But sometimes with ouzo – it makes her eyes shine
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Her boyfriend Nick is originally from Billings
It rhymes with his name – which is Nicholas Killings
He’s always wanted to change that name
But it really does have its own kind of fame
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Kendi loves to call him Mr. Montana
It rhymes with her ex’s name – Maddox Fontana
She has had many significant others
To make up her mind – she has not the druthers
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But Mr. Killings has proposed to Kendi
She’ll likely say yes – marriage is always trendy
When she marries Nick it will be forever
It will be solid – they’ll break up never
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He’ll move into Kendi’s house – it’s not a shack
He’ll bring his kitty named Mervin Flack
Mervin’s named for Nick’s uncle – Duke Simon Flack of North Millack
They’ll all love each other to the full moon and back
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Wait! Kendra married Nick, but did not change her name. She kept hers – it’s Kendra Shillaque.
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