Thoughts

It’s 8:30 am., Thursday. The TV hums in the living room. Every so often I hear a distinct word. Probably YouTube. My husband is up. I still lounge in bed and think. And read. And read, then think some more. And write this.

Lend Me Your Character, by Dubravka Ugresic. It’s hilarious in parts. A lot about cliches. Cliches in life and cliches in books. She might be my new favorite writer; until next week, when I read a new favorite. Ugresic passed away last year. So, no more new books, but she wrote a few while she lived. Anyway, this book is excellent. I love it.

I want to write a book. Maybe. Not for anyone to see, but just for me so I can say I did. Or maybe just a novella. In a real notebook on paper in my own handwriting. Part fairy tale, part real. But what hasn’t already been written?

I should get up.

*

Suzie and Thomas

Suzie thinks designer bags are ludicrously spendy

It matters not to her that they are status symbols trendy

She’d rather spend her money on books and her cats

She likes novels to read and math texts to practice stats

*

Suzie has a new boyfriend – his name is Thomas Stone

Thomas’s favorite hobby is to fly his new drone

He doesn’t like designer things at all

Though he wears tailored suits – he’s six feet and eight inches tall

*

Thomas can’t drive Suzie’s little car

Well he can drive it some but not very far

Thomas has always been a big pickup man

Of Volkswagen Beetles he’s really not a fan

*

Suzie and Thomas are connoisseurs of wine

They love to sample many when out they dine

They drank Riesling on the night they first kissed

So that grape is always the first on their list

*

Next August 14th is their set wedding date

Thomas has a reputation for being kind of late

Suzie said he’d better be on time that day

If he’s not then in the garage he can stay

*

Suzie wants her party in pastel blue

The color of an iceberg- a pale winter hue

It’s an evening reception with a sit down dinner

The toast will be made by best man Byron Keatsner

*

Thomas is letting Suzie plan the whole thing

He just doesn’t want to misplace the ring(s)

He told his fiancee he’s no good at planning

And he told her best girlfriend – Mindy Manning

*

They have seven months until the big day’s arrival

The photographer Amy specializes in records archival

Their life is full of loving and fun

They fell in love quickly – their friends they did stun

*

Ghost Weekend

Edmund and Darlene spend three nights in Carl Ghost Town

Rumor says that on Main Street lives a scary ghoulish clown

Ed and Darl brought a very small tent

The rooms at the old saloon are too expensive to rent

*

Plenty visit but no one lives there

It’s for only the ghost clown who rules his lair

There’s also a tale of buried ghost treasure

To find silver and gold would give Ed and Darl real pleasure

*

It’s Saturday night and the Ghost doesn’t find them

So they get lots of sleep – some good REM.

Ed and Darl wish they had a giant RV

The walls would be solid – it would be so groovy

*

Their last night there they splurge on a room

They have no premonition of gloom and doom

At midnight they hear the rattling of chains

But it could their imaginations – their overactive brains

*

They stay up awhile and read poetry to each other

They hide under the covers but each the other doesn’t smother

The rattling of big chains soon does stop

But Ed and Darl hear moans – will the clown their heads lop?

*

But it seems Ghost Clown loves Baudelaire

So some poems with him Ed and Darl do share

Clown says his name is Charlie McShane

His time as a ghoul will soon be on the wane

*

He tells husband and wife they can’t see his face

He’s invisible and fast – away he can race

The old sheriff’s ghost is looking for Charlie

He listens for reggae – Charlie likes Bob Marley

*

But Charlie plays his favorite tunes low

And when he listens he drinks his bourbon real slow

Then Charlie tells them it’s time for him to go

He says have a safe trip home – I hope you liked my show

**

Autumn Mood

Sweet strawberry juice on my

Tongue

Perfect peach flesh fills my

Mouth

Nectar drips down my

Chin,

Sticky fruit scented

Cheeks –

Summer, savored, over.

*

Apples, pears, crisp.

Sliced with Mabon’s

Sword.

Bounty filled pies, tarts, cobbers.

Cider, hard with cinnamon.

Nutmeg spiced pleasures.

*

Stags, watchful in

Woods,

Light readies for its

Rest.

Autumn storm clouds plot their

Advance.

Brass bound trunks free their

Fall sweaters

*

I look to stories. Fairy tales, sprinkled with

Truth.

Real, but with magic,

Enhanced.

Brahms, Rachmaninoff, Bach, play just for

Me.

Berries like jewels, and sequined silks.

Tales illuminated, margins compete with

Texts.

Imagination,

Piqued.

*

My own tales, I’ll

Make.

A Sharpened Edge

Early autumn

Evening

Light,

A sharpened

Edge.

A coming chill,

Morning fogs, stealthy

Approach.

My Equinox moods.

Does my body save for winter like

Millennia ago?

*

Salt on apples, afternoon sweets.

Cravings, savory,

Wants, sugared.

Shifting dreams, moving restless.

A focus in spurts – spirits lightened, royal icing

Piped. Cinnamon, cardamom,

Fingers,

Licked.

In deep ancient, paintings on cave walls,

The hunt with a spear.

I hunt only with pen, for words on paper,

Not

Dinner over a fire.

Soon, darkness hunts The Light.

The moon still rules me.

My seasonal rhythms, my rest.

*

Millennia from now, my handprint,

I was here.

*

Saturday Rhyme Time

A chickadee’s song

A towhee’s springy hop

A seaside vacation long

A boutique in which to linen dress shop

When you have bad dreams – whisper to your kitty

Maybe go out for a good long lunch

Perhaps write some sayings witty

Always love your partner a big whole bunch

When she’s sad Laura likes her sticky toffee in a Wedgewood bowl

A little champagne in one of her crystal flutes

Or a picnic on a lovely green knoll

Then some exercise for her unfortunately bigger glutes

Try not to write a rhyme in run on sentence form

And if you don’t like football – just don’t watch it

But remember it’s after all an autumn norm

If you make eggs benedict – try not to botch it

If you enjoy cozy mysteries – go ahead and read one

Or there’s always a thriller for you to enjoy

If you desire a pumpernickel loaf – go ahead and knead one

You can do what you want – your creative talents employ

Some humans interfere and and are so persnickety

They want badly to change you into someone other

They’re so very nosy and so silly-finicky

They’re dense and pushy and love to smother

If I want a cheeseburger – I will eat it

If I don’t – then it’s my own mind to change

I know I don’t need a diet kit

My own dining life I will arrange

Later on I might go for a long walk

If I don’t want to – maybe I’ll read instead

Maybe I’ll watch some suspense and get a shock

But I know I’ll get up and not lounge in bed

I know this rhyme is kind of long

I had a nightmare and this makes me feel better

Once in awhile the bad dreams come on too strong

And I wish I could write Mr. Sandman a critical letter

END (finally)

Book Recommendations By Way of Shorts

I daydream. I’m rapt; Edgar Degas’ Dancers In Pink. A photo in a catalogue, a print on my wall over the fireplace. Pink tulle. I had a dress like this twenty years ago. It might still fit if it’s here somewhere, and I can find it. My pen is poised over the first page of an as yet empty lined journal. I cannot write a single sentence. I replace my blue pen with a black one.

I manage to write two sentences halfway down the page.

They are, One of the Dancers In Pink whispers to me. She says, Emily, you should write about art; about the man who paints us.

I think about that for a minute. Perhaps I’ll do just that. Tracy Chevalier did it in Girl With a Pearl Earring. Susan Vreeland did it in Luncheon of the Boating Party. But not about Degas. About Johannes Vermeer and Pierre-Auguste Renoir, respectively. One of my favorite things is to get lost in a painting. Tomorrow. I’ll start tomorrow. I also like to procrastinate. I put my pen and journal away. I go to my couch and sit, my calico cat, Alice beside me. I begin reading, The Metamorphosis, by Franz Kafka.

*

Kate finishes her ham and cheese omelette and coffee. It’s 6:30 pm. Sometimes she likes to have breakfast for supper. She rinses and stacks the dishes, but they can be washed later. Time to get down to the business of reading. She has a stack of five books waiting on the end table next to her couch. Which to choose. A plethora of delicious choices.

She has so many excellent tomes, but she had to narrow it down. She sits, lays her hand atop the pile. Her cat, Elise, named for Fur Elise, the Bagatelle in A Minor, by Beethoven, watches from the Boston rocker.

Two of the five books she has previously read, but three she hasn’t. One, The Brothers Karamazov, she read in school. Another, Three Day Road, by Joseph Boyden, she read five years ago. It was recommended by then boyfriend, Shane. It’s excellent. Possibly time for a reread. Then three new to her novels. Patron Saint of Liars, by Ann Patchett, A Room With a View, by E.M. Forster, and A Pale View of the Hills, by Kazuo Ishiguro. It takes a few minutes. Kate thinks. She finally chooses Ishiguro. It’s a shorter novel, but she loves his writing, especially his book, When We Were Orphans.

Kate looks at Elise, and Elise blinks her approval. Before she begins reading, even though it’s early, Kate changes into her blue satin robe and fuzzy white slippers. These are her plans for the evening and into the night. To read with a glass of Chardonnay while Elise naps. No blaring television.

*

It’s Wednesday morning, December 10th. Jocelyn does her morning hour long commute to work. She works at Enigmatic Pecans, a nut grower and seller. Jocelyn is the receptionist and primary marketer and order filler. It’s a small company, but it does excellent business. Its owner, Phil Folsom is a good guy and a good friend of hers. There’s not a lot of room for growth for Joss with Phil’s company, but she doesn’t care. The hours aren’t long. She has an hour for lunch every day. That means plenty of time for her first loves, books and reading. Well her other first love, actually her first-first love, is her Collie, Charlotte. Charlotte currently lounges across the backseat of Joss’s car. She gets to come to work with Joss, and keep her company in the office every day. Another perk of the job. The best one of all. People ask Jocelyn why Phil named his company Enigmatic Pecans. She says he just came up with it on a whim. It means nothing in particular. There’s nothing particularly puzzling about nuts. Phil is just a whimsical guy. And Phil knows a lot about books. A lot.

This is Christmastime, and chestnuts, not pecans or walnuts, or pistachios or almonds are in demand. There is that Christmas Song, after all. All about roasting them and whatnot. There won’t be a lot of time to read or walk Charlotte at lunchtime. Joss has a half hour left of her drive. She decides to try the audio version of Madame Bovary. Hardly Christmasy, but if she doesn’t like it, she can always listen to The Blue Carbuncle, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. There’s nothing quite like a great Sherlock Holmes tale.

She’s ten minutes in, and decides she likes Flaubert’s classic. It will take more than a few commutes to work to get through it though.

When Joss and Charlotte arrive at the office, Phil isn’t around. Everything is in order on her desk, just the way she likes it, and Phil started a fire in the fireplace knowing she’d be right on time. Charlotte gets comfy in her bed, and Joss notices four new books to the right of her desk blotter. Phil brings books to her once a month or so, to keep as long as she wants. Like she doesn’t have enough books at home already. They all look interesting.

… The second book from the bottom looks the most interesting. It’s a nonfiction. Adriatic, by Robert Kaplan. The others are classic mysteries, one of which Joss has read.

She wonders if there’s a way she could read books for a living…

*

Two Writers and a Kitty

Bianca’s sentences run on and on

Sometimes she sees them climb the maple on the back lawn

They try to escape her epic fantasy tale

Its tropes are formulaic – the words must bail

*

Bianca has taken a few writing classes

But her plotlines crack like cheap promotional glasses

She asks her kitty Lyle how to start

He wants to help and loves her with all his heart

*

Alas sweet Lyle cannot talk

He thinks she should seek advice from plumber – Jack Falk

In his spare time Jack’s a novel writer

He shouldn’t be fixing pipes – indeed he’s much brighter

*

Lyle can only communicate with his eyes meows and tail

Bianca’s frustrated and binges on wine and kale

She doesn’t want to go back to serving in a bar

She’s burned a few bridges and gone way too far

*

But everything she tries has been done before

Perhaps she should create her own legend and lore

She ends up asking plumber Jack

He fixes her kitchen sink and says – after dinner he’ll come back

*

Jack suggests the two of them work side by side

Bianca agrees – in him she’ll confide

She’s embarrassed to show him what she’s written so far

But he reads it and thinks it’s quite good – up to par

*

Jack asks her who told her that her writing is bad

Bianca says it was her friend – Enid McVlad

Jack told her he thinks Enid is jealous

She talks behind Bianca’s back in a way that is zealous

*

Bianca asks Jack if maybe they could co-write

He says sure – they’ll get along well and not fight

Lyle is pleased and observes from the couch

Bianca and Jack are a match – for that he can vouch

*

The two decide to write a mystery

It will include much Victorian history

The story will include one popular trope

A romance with fake dating – but enemies to lovers – nope

*

They’re writing Victorian so won’t listen to booktok

In what’s super popular they’ll take no stock

The pair just might end up a couple themselves

With many a wedding photo upon their shelves

*

Dessert

On a golden platter, dessert is served

Not a slice of cake, not a slice of pie, not

A delicious toffee pudding in a

Royal Stafford

Bowl.

But a book.

A beautiful book with a cobalt blue cloth

Cover, and shining silver

Lettering.

Inside, maybe a tale of mystery or

Adventure.

A saga, perhaps.

Or an historical tale.

To be devoured, savored.

No carbs to add to your belly, but words to

Enhance your

Mind.

Six hundred pages of chapters, paragraphs,

Sentences, in which to delve.

Maybe the word Mumbai, whose old letters

Spell Bombay.

The latter name rightfully evicted.

Maybe a story with brilliant red poppies,

Ships and sailors at war.

It could be a tale of a little

Bird.

The word, chickadee. Her nest in an oak.

Her story in chapter three or four.

How when she was young, she fledged.

A part fairytale, a part truth.

Battles?

Weapon pen, not sword.

*

A tale like a marble cake.

Flavors swirled, words combined.

Commas added for spice. Semicolons for

Sweetness.

Scarlet, lavender, periwinkle, celedon, and

Mint. Colors generously painted in words on

Paper.

The words, pearls, peridots, onyx, obsidian.

Conjured in conundrums, quandaries, and

Quenched. Questions, answered. Crises

Cliffhangered. (Some words invented.)

*

A duology, a trilogy? Or puzzle dessert in a Baker’s

Dozen?

*

This tale must end for now. I’ve gone on too

Long.

I’ve lingered lackadaisical. My sentences have

Jogged, perhaps run on, and sprinted.

Dessert eaten, done and dusted for now.

          At a later date, more words.

A Silly Sunday Rhyme

In the mornings – Kendra likes her coffee black

She lives in a lovely gambrel that she calls a shack

She has a sweet sheltie who’s called Gracie

And a cute little calico she named Lacie

*

Kendra keeps her garden well

She has exquisite roses her friends think she should sell

Gracie loves to bury some bones

When she isn’t doing that – she digs up small stones

*

Roses like to be fertilized with bone meal

Gracie thinks she does Kendra a favor – for real

Kendi likes her delicious moussaka with wine

But sometimes with ouzo – it makes her eyes shine

*

Her boyfriend Nick is originally from Billings

It rhymes with his name –  which is Nicholas Killings

He’s always wanted to change that name

But it really does have its own kind of fame

*

Kendi loves to call him Mr. Montana

It rhymes with her ex’s name – Maddox Fontana

She has had many significant others

To make up her mind – she has not the druthers

*

But Mr. Killings has proposed to Kendi

She’ll likely say yes – marriage is always trendy

When she marries Nick it will be forever

It will be solid – they’ll break up never

*

He’ll move into Kendi’s house – it’s not a shack

He’ll bring his kitty named Mervin Flack

Mervin’s named for Nick’s uncle – Duke Simon Flack of North Millack

They’ll all love each other to the full moon and back

*

End

Wait! Kendra married Nick, but did not change her name. She kept hers – it’s Kendra Shillaque.