Saturday Rhyme Time

A chickadee’s song

A towhee’s springy hop

A seaside vacation long

A boutique in which to linen dress shop

When you have bad dreams – whisper to your kitty

Maybe go out for a good long lunch

Perhaps write some sayings witty

Always love your partner a big whole bunch

When she’s sad Laura likes her sticky toffee in a Wedgewood bowl

A little champagne in one of her crystal flutes

Or a picnic on a lovely green knoll

Then some exercise for her unfortunately bigger glutes

Try not to write a rhyme in run on sentence form

And if you don’t like football – just don’t watch it

But remember it’s after all an autumn norm

If you make eggs benedict – try not to botch it

If you enjoy cozy mysteries – go ahead and read one

Or there’s always a thriller for you to enjoy

If you desire a pumpernickel loaf – go ahead and knead one

You can do what you want – your creative talents employ

Some humans interfere and and are so persnickety

They want badly to change you into someone other

They’re so very nosy and so silly-finicky

They’re dense and pushy and love to smother

If I want a cheeseburger – I will eat it

If I don’t – then it’s my own mind to change

I know I don’t need a diet kit

My own dining life I will arrange

Later on I might go for a long walk

If I don’t want to – maybe I’ll read instead

Maybe I’ll watch some suspense and get a shock

But I know I’ll get up and not lounge in bed

I know this rhyme is kind of long

I had a nightmare and this makes me feel better

Once in awhile the bad dreams come on too strong

And I wish I could write Mr. Sandman a critical letter

END (finally)

Book Recommendations By Way of Shorts

I daydream. I’m rapt; Edgar Degas’ Dancers In Pink. A photo in a catalogue, a print on my wall over the fireplace. Pink tulle. I had a dress like this twenty years ago. It might still fit if it’s here somewhere, and I can find it. My pen is poised over the first page of an as yet empty lined journal. I cannot write a single sentence. I replace my blue pen with a black one.

I manage to write two sentences halfway down the page.

They are, One of the Dancers In Pink whispers to me. She says, Emily, you should write about art; about the man who paints us.

I think about that for a minute. Perhaps I’ll do just that. Tracy Chevalier did it in Girl With a Pearl Earring. Susan Vreeland did it in Luncheon of the Boating Party. But not about Degas. About Johannes Vermeer and Pierre-Auguste Renoir, respectively. One of my favorite things is to get lost in a painting. Tomorrow. I’ll start tomorrow. I also like to procrastinate. I put my pen and journal away. I go to my couch and sit, my calico cat, Alice beside me. I begin reading, The Metamorphosis, by Franz Kafka.

*

Kate finishes her ham and cheese omelette and coffee. It’s 6:30 pm. Sometimes she likes to have breakfast for supper. She rinses and stacks the dishes, but they can be washed later. Time to get down to the business of reading. She has a stack of five books waiting on the end table next to her couch. Which to choose. A plethora of delicious choices.

She has so many excellent tomes, but she had to narrow it down. She sits, lays her hand atop the pile. Her cat, Elise, named for Fur Elise, the Bagatelle in A Minor, by Beethoven, watches from the Boston rocker.

Two of the five books she has previously read, but three she hasn’t. One, The Brothers Karamazov, she read in school. Another, Three Day Road, by Joseph Boyden, she read five years ago. It was recommended by then boyfriend, Shane. It’s excellent. Possibly time for a reread. Then three new to her novels. Patron Saint of Liars, by Ann Patchett, A Room With a View, by E.M. Forster, and A Pale View of the Hills, by Kazuo Ishiguro. It takes a few minutes. Kate thinks. She finally chooses Ishiguro. It’s a shorter novel, but she loves his writing, especially his book, When We Were Orphans.

Kate looks at Elise, and Elise blinks her approval. Before she begins reading, even though it’s early, Kate changes into her blue satin robe and fuzzy white slippers. These are her plans for the evening and into the night. To read with a glass of Chardonnay while Elise naps. No blaring television.

*

It’s Wednesday morning, December 10th. Jocelyn does her morning hour long commute to work. She works at Enigmatic Pecans, a nut grower and seller. Jocelyn is the receptionist and primary marketer and order filler. It’s a small company, but it does excellent business. Its owner, Phil Folsom is a good guy and a good friend of hers. There’s not a lot of room for growth for Joss with Phil’s company, but she doesn’t care. The hours aren’t long. She has an hour for lunch every day. That means plenty of time for her first loves, books and reading. Well her other first love, actually her first-first love, is her Collie, Charlotte. Charlotte currently lounges across the backseat of Joss’s car. She gets to come to work with Joss, and keep her company in the office every day. Another perk of the job. The best one of all. People ask Jocelyn why Phil named his company Enigmatic Pecans. She says he just came up with it on a whim. It means nothing in particular. There’s nothing particularly puzzling about nuts. Phil is just a whimsical guy. And Phil knows a lot about books. A lot.

This is Christmastime, and chestnuts, not pecans or walnuts, or pistachios or almonds are in demand. There is that Christmas Song, after all. All about roasting them and whatnot. There won’t be a lot of time to read or walk Charlotte at lunchtime. Joss has a half hour left of her drive. She decides to try the audio version of Madame Bovary. Hardly Christmasy, but if she doesn’t like it, she can always listen to The Blue Carbuncle, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. There’s nothing quite like a great Sherlock Holmes tale.

She’s ten minutes in, and decides she likes Flaubert’s classic. It will take more than a few commutes to work to get through it though.

When Joss and Charlotte arrive at the office, Phil isn’t around. Everything is in order on her desk, just the way she likes it, and Phil started a fire in the fireplace knowing she’d be right on time. Charlotte gets comfy in her bed, and Joss notices four new books to the right of her desk blotter. Phil brings books to her once a month or so, to keep as long as she wants. Like she doesn’t have enough books at home already. They all look interesting.

… The second book from the bottom looks the most interesting. It’s a nonfiction. Adriatic, by Robert Kaplan. The others are classic mysteries, one of which Joss has read.

She wonders if there’s a way she could read books for a living…

*

Two Writers and a Kitty

Bianca’s sentences run on and on

Sometimes she sees them climb the maple on the back lawn

They try to escape her epic fantasy tale

Its tropes are formulaic – the words must bail

*

Bianca has taken a few writing classes

But her plotlines crack like cheap promotional glasses

She asks her kitty Lyle how to start

He wants to help and loves her with all his heart

*

Alas sweet Lyle cannot talk

He thinks she should seek advice from plumber – Jack Falk

In his spare time Jack’s a novel writer

He shouldn’t be fixing pipes – indeed he’s much brighter

*

Lyle can only communicate with his eyes meows and tail

Bianca’s frustrated and binges on wine and kale

She doesn’t want to go back to serving in a bar

She’s burned a few bridges and gone way too far

*

But everything she tries has been done before

Perhaps she should create her own legend and lore

She ends up asking plumber Jack

He fixes her kitchen sink and says – after dinner he’ll come back

*

Jack suggests the two of them work side by side

Bianca agrees – in him she’ll confide

She’s embarrassed to show him what she’s written so far

But he reads it and thinks it’s quite good – up to par

*

Jack asks her who told her that her writing is bad

Bianca says it was her friend – Enid McVlad

Jack told her he thinks Enid is jealous

She talks behind Bianca’s back in a way that is zealous

*

Bianca asks Jack if maybe they could co-write

He says sure – they’ll get along well and not fight

Lyle is pleased and observes from the couch

Bianca and Jack are a match – for that he can vouch

*

The two decide to write a mystery

It will include much Victorian history

The story will include one popular trope

A romance with fake dating – but enemies to lovers – nope

*

They’re writing Victorian so won’t listen to booktok

In what’s super popular they’ll take no stock

The pair just might end up a couple themselves

With many a wedding photo upon their shelves

*

Dessert

On a golden platter, dessert is served

Not a slice of cake, not a slice of pie, not

A delicious toffee pudding in a

Royal Stafford

Bowl.

But a book.

A beautiful book with a cobalt blue cloth

Cover, and shining silver

Lettering.

Inside, maybe a tale of mystery or

Adventure.

A saga, perhaps.

Or an historical tale.

To be devoured, savored.

No carbs to add to your belly, but words to

Enhance your

Mind.

Six hundred pages of chapters, paragraphs,

Sentences, in which to delve.

Maybe the word Mumbai, whose old letters

Spell Bombay.

The latter name rightfully evicted.

Maybe a story with brilliant red poppies,

Ships and sailors at war.

It could be a tale of a little

Bird.

The word, chickadee. Her nest in an oak.

Her story in chapter three or four.

How when she was young, she fledged.

A part fairytale, a part truth.

Battles?

Weapon pen, not sword.

*

A tale like a marble cake.

Flavors swirled, words combined.

Commas added for spice. Semicolons for

Sweetness.

Scarlet, lavender, periwinkle, celedon, and

Mint. Colors generously painted in words on

Paper.

The words, pearls, peridots, onyx, obsidian.

Conjured in conundrums, quandaries, and

Quenched. Questions, answered. Crises

Cliffhangered. (Some words invented.)

*

A duology, a trilogy? Or puzzle dessert in a Baker’s

Dozen?

*

This tale must end for now. I’ve gone on too

Long.

I’ve lingered lackadaisical. My sentences have

Jogged, perhaps run on, and sprinted.

Dessert eaten, done and dusted for now.

          At a later date, more words.

A Silly Sunday Rhyme

In the mornings – Kendra likes her coffee black

She lives in a lovely gambrel that she calls a shack

She has a sweet sheltie who’s called Gracie

And a cute little calico she named Lacie

*

Kendra keeps her garden well

She has exquisite roses her friends think she should sell

Gracie loves to bury some bones

When she isn’t doing that – she digs up small stones

*

Roses like to be fertilized with bone meal

Gracie thinks she does Kendra a favor – for real

Kendi likes her delicious moussaka with wine

But sometimes with ouzo – it makes her eyes shine

*

Her boyfriend Nick is originally from Billings

It rhymes with his name –  which is Nicholas Killings

He’s always wanted to change that name

But it really does have its own kind of fame

*

Kendi loves to call him Mr. Montana

It rhymes with her ex’s name – Maddox Fontana

She has had many significant others

To make up her mind – she has not the druthers

*

But Mr. Killings has proposed to Kendi

She’ll likely say yes – marriage is always trendy

When she marries Nick it will be forever

It will be solid – they’ll break up never

*

He’ll move into Kendi’s house – it’s not a shack

He’ll bring his kitty named Mervin Flack

Mervin’s named for Nick’s uncle – Duke Simon Flack of North Millack

They’ll all love each other to the full moon and back

*

End

Wait! Kendra married Nick, but did not change her name. She kept hers – it’s Kendra Shillaque.

Nature Is My Warmth

I think I dream.

Six sandhill cranes, over my bed,

Soar.

On my right, a wolf sleeps –

         On my left, a fox.

Before I drifted into sleep, I was alone

Though not

Lonely.

But I was cold, not warm.

Now I’m warm, and not

Alone.

The wolf and fox are not enemies to

Each other, as I always

Thought

Neither am I the enemy of either of them.

*

I must sleep in the woods. I can hear

Light rain, but I don’t feel it.

Though it’s cold, and I am

Warm,

I did not try to build a fire as London did

In his story.

Once, long ago, I learned how, but have never

Had to use that knowledge.

Would I have

Succeeded?

Maybe the wolf and fox

Know.

I’m sure they know plenty I do not

They have to.

*

I hear the cranes call.

To each other?

To me?

To the fox and wolf?

The Universe?

The stars appear; Moon rises.

*

The Sky is my ceiling. Nature is my warmth.

*

I think I dream.

*

Drinking, Eating, and Itching

When Elaine and Dan are together they love to cook and climb trees

To their backwoods love shack they both have the  keys

They cook in the kitchen and in other rooms

They’re creative with their inventive special va va vooms

*

But yesterday they both wound up with poison oak

Deep down inside Elaine and Dan are city folk

They go to the country only on weekends

It’s just the two of them – they have no woodland friends

*

But I guess I should take that statement back

There’s a still behind a neighboring shack

They’ve never met the old human who lives there

But he left them a note saying he has moonshine to spare

*

When they drink it they can’t feel the itch of their rashes

Also in their beef stew – they add some splashes

They must forgo the intimacy tonight

They won’t add more itches they’d have to fight

*

They’ll wine and dine the next time they come

And they’ll share with their fun neighbor some most excellent rum

It’ll be an uncomfy ride back to the city

Neither Dan nor Elaine are in the mood to be witty

*

They pack their leftover pastitsio in the cooler

They have plenty for next door neighbor Lady Hillary Hewler

And no stop this time for Italian sandwiches at Amato’s

Elaine likes hers best with no to-mah-toes

*

They pick up their lovely lab at her fabulous sitter’s

And they have three cats and a chameleon – they sure love critters

Also no market to pick up some cheese

They just want to get home – they’ve started to sneeze

*

Later Dan’s in the kitchen baking chocolate cake

Elaine’s in a cool bath for her rash’s sake

Dan brings her a gin and tonic

Her itch is making her feel demonic

*

When she gets out of the tub – Dan’s kind of in the mood

Elaine eats some cake and checks on her animal brood

She decides she’s good to go

So even though they scratch – they can’t say no

*

Some Vibes

Pink pearl necklace, a cranberry velvet couch,

           Reading Balzac, Berlioz plays, thunder

                  And lightning. Gray tabby purrs.

*

A countryside cabin, rain on its roof, a fire in the fireplace, reading Kawabata. Vermeer’s View of Delft painting, a pewter pitcher of Calvados.

*

A room painted Matisse blue, a vintage pine table, a blue fountain pen waits.

                     Reading Hawthorne, a raucous raven peers in, a book of Poe’s poems.

*

A little attic space, midnight candlelight, a blue silk robe, reading Yeats,

      And a silver vase of lobelia.

*

Giant snowdrifts outside, warmth inside, with a fire in the fireplace, a white mansard mansion,

                          Reading Dickens,

                          A pink organza dress

*

A maybe haunted library, an orange velvet wingback chair, reading Sayers …

      An ivory cashmere sweater, Ravel plays on

             Vinyl.

*

An ivory silk blouse, black patent leather mary janes, and a black onyx necklace.

                     Reading Flaubert, an antique map of France, scent of sandalwood.

                      A black cat snoozes

*

      

Delineation

Beach and sea

Delineation

Line in sand

Tide and foam

Boundary which moves

           Toes cross border

              Feel cold whole bodies

           Salt water welcomes

Sun, minerals, tears washed away

   Surfers ride

It’s getting dark

Waves invisible, the castles, lights out

*

Clouds in sky

Delineation

Blue, endless, a Cumulus door

Its entry moves, changes shape

         Ethereal white home –

But whose?

          A star’s daytime hideaway

     The moon keeps watch

Night is when inhabitants make

       Mischief.

Surf within the

                Constellations

Signs of water – Cancer, Aquarius, Pisces

       Leo awaits the Sun.

Feline impatience – He prefers heat, fire.

Nimbus nighttime

Respite for Gemini, Taurus, Aries, Capricorn.

Sleep by starlight

Under Venus’s watchful eyes.

             House of Sky is grand

There’s        room        for         all

*

Morning, wind is made

Windows, doors close

Water signs

             Crave sleep.

In dreams more borders crossed

               Delineation, blurred. 

       Universe keeps Time.   Clouds make shelter.

                       All the Tomorrows.

Deidre and Byron

Deidre thinks Byron has a great physique

And the color of his eyes is quite unique

It’s an odd shade between true blue and emerald green

Byron is intelligent – so Deidre has seen

*

Deidre’s favorite color is pastel pink

She writes in a blue notebook with special red ink

Byron has his sights set on her

He calls her the French name for flower, Fleur

*

She wants to cook him pork chops – but Deidre can’t

Byron balks and eat them he shan’t

So she makes him her specialty – Lima bean casserole

And a delicious banana profiterole

*

Twister is Byron’s favorite vintage game

It’s a good thing Deidre doesn’t think it’s lame

Together they have some pretty fun times

They both love their tart margaritas with limes

*

Deidre’s middle aged and has a segmented neck

Byron sees it in the light of the deck

But he knows he has a double chin

And odd webbed feet but at least no fin

*

They both like to jog

But there’s so much smog

They walk instead

Around their neighborhood they long tread

*

Deidre can be lax in shaving her pits

And Byron eats lots of his beloved grits

Though that’s nothing to do with what’s inside

They love each other and together abide

*

Byron likes camping

But Deidre prefers glamping

For her it’s a cabin with a luxurious shower

But that’s not close to nature and it makes him glower

*

Byron’s balding – but Deidre doesn’t care

He also wears his bowties with flair

Deidre savors pistachio ice cream

Together they’re truly living the dream

*

Deidre’s lips send Byron reeling

Byron’s kisses send Deidre to the ceiling

They’re lovers until the end of time

I hope you’ve enjoyed this couple’s rhyme

*

Lovely Candytuft