Yesterday a comma came to my door
A colon offered to sweep my living room floor
None of this made any sense
I looked out and saw an apostrophe leap my fence
After all this a period brought itself to the fore
I must admit I have writer’s block
That’s why punctuation came to my door to flock
They wanted merely to come to my aid
All they found were my pages filleted
What I’d written so far was just drivel and a crock
My idea for a mystery came to naught
The killer was way too early caught
The whole story ended way too soon
And why did I make the culprit an obvious goon
In the way of suspense there was not a lot
The punctuation arrived just in time
I have a neat house and my tale’s beginning to shine
Some of my commas have got to go
And all the apostrophe’s* in plurals are a no no
The periods say that readers dislike rhyme
*apostrophe added for effect, and “poetic” license.









